Important Life Updates

  1. Someone asked me for a burger joint recommendation, so my life’s work has reached its pinnacle
  2. I got a new job where I sit in a roll-y chair and google shit all day
  3. I changed the background on my phone to a picture of the phenom’ burger I had at Au Cheval 
  4. Got that Fulbright I’m always whinin’ about & I’m goin’ to Turkey in the fall.  I had to take a super loser picture in front of a fuckin’ tree for my dumb university’s website/magazine, so like, Turkey better be worth it

 

yesterday at work, i had to call my former store (for the most obnoxious customer in the fucking world holy shit), and the person who was helping me was clearly SO FUCKING IRRITATED that i existed and needed their help and was givin’ me so much sassy bitch tone

and then i was like, “Wait. Megan?” (Because I’m an asshole, and I forgot to call them Ramsey)

and then we both started laughing and i wanted to cry, because i was laughing so hard, and it was so beautiful y’all

(and then i got to told that stupid fucking cuntstomer that the thing didn’t exist and she could suck my dick JK that wouldn’t be very REAL)

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